THOUGHT 23

I'M FUNNIER ONLINE THEN IN FAKE LIFE.

THOUGHT 22

I saw you see me on the seesaw.

THOUGHT 21

ARE YOU STILL A SQUARE WHEN YOU'RE NOT AROUND?

Thought 20

How many onces are in a while?

Thought 19

I never knew how lonely I was til I had too many people in my life.

Thought 18

Sometimes ''outside the box'' is just another box.

Thought 17

I am who I have to be every time I have to be who I am

Thought 16

If it's neither here nor there, where is it?

Thought 15

Why wait to procrastinate?

Thought 14

You're as dumb as you think!

Thought 13

Is it cold in Chile?

Thought 12

I debated myself once,,I won twice.

Thought 11

Do jazz musicians make mistakes? And if they do how can you tell?

Thought 10

The next time a cop pulls you over and asks you ''Do you know why I pulled you over?" Say ''because its a lot easier to talk to me while we are stopped on the side of the road then it is when we are driving down the highway at 90 mph''

Thought 9

If something is "clean as a whistle" it's filthy. Charms don't work and Hot cakes don't really sell that well

Thought 8

Some people aren't happy unless they're sad.

Thought 7

I'm always right half the time

Thought 6

If you never move you can't slow down.

Thought 5

I'll be dead before I finely learn how to shut up.

Thought 4

She kicked me out once a week, but just for seven days.

Thought 3

The schoolyard never dies.

Thought 2

For the tolerant to be tolerant they must tolerate intolerance.

Thought 1

On the path of least resistance you will find my mailbox