Thought 13

Is it cold in Chile?

Thought 12

I debated myself once,,I won twice.

Thought 11

Do jazz musicians make mistakes? And if they do how can you tell?

Thought 10

The next time a cop pulls you over and asks you ''Do you know why I pulled you over?" Say ''because its a lot easier to talk to me while we are stopped on the side of the road then it is when we are driving down the highway at 90 mph''

Thought 9

If something is "clean as a whistle" it's filthy. Charms don't work and Hot cakes don't really sell that well

Thought 8

Some people aren't happy unless they're sad.

Thought 7

I'm always right half the time

Thought 6

If you never move you can't slow down.

Thought 5

I'll be dead before I finely learn how to shut up.

Thought 4

She kicked me out once a week, but just for seven days.

Thought 3

The schoolyard never dies.

Thought 2

For the tolerant to be tolerant they must tolerate intolerance.

Thought 1

On the path of least resistance you will find my mailbox